Excellent! Brilliant! Clever!

Could almost take a twist - "What's the weirdest/strangest Christmas gift you've ever received?"

Okay, so I have, available to barter:

Bella Cucina "The Entertainment Collection" Triple Buffet Server/Warming Tray.
Basically a big fancy stainless steel food warmer for up to 3 different food items.
Sort of like a home version of when you go to those assembly-line Indian or Chinese places, point and say "I want some of that, and some of that." And they scoop some out for you, using a big metal spoon.
It's pretty big: the box (unopened) standing on its end, is nearly as tall as my legs (and I have long legs).
It's a nice item; but I have nowhere to store it and I don't entertain large numbers of people that often--and I especially don't cook 3 dishes for one party!

I also have:
a GPS unit for an automobile, complete with dashboard mount (cause apparently windshield suction cup is illegal in CA).
It's brand new in box. I just won't use it. I do fine with my Thomas Guide, or sometimes MapQuest. Plus my car already got broken into, even when I had nothing of value in it. I mean, you can take the GPS with you, but I don't always have pockets, and I hate purses.

I will also soon be receiving my second iPod little mini speaker system (apparently I'm receiving two this year, from family members who don't always communicate with each other) so I could barter one of them.

Open to barter suggestions!
I especially want a few things for Burning Man: a bike rack (to mount on the trunk of my car); shade structure/easy up (one that would survive dust storms); and/or a really nice set of goggles/dust mask. (the Home Depot dust masks are starting to drive me crazy.)
Or a nice set of metal solar lanterns.
Or if someone has a paint sprayer and could help me touch up the exterior of my house, that'd be great too.

Now, post your own barter suggestions here!!

Dremel 2.0 amp Rotary Tool and Kit - it is such a totally cool kit....just wish I could find more uses for it.

I thought it looked cool in my tool area, but has not been used until and since the first and only reason I bought it: Used only 1 time to drill off the posts of earrings to make them into my nipple rings. Yeah, go figure why buy such an extravagant Dremel to only drill down earring posts.

OK, I'm a dork! And I love that I'm a dork! Just the same, anyone interested in bartering for my Dremel?

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