Open letter to those who think "cooler raiding" is acceptable, or funny, or anything other than STEALING

topic posted Wed, June 24, 2009 - 5:59 PM by  mr e
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I know I'm cross-posting all over the place, but I’m angry and disappointed with my/our friends and I want your support so these individuals can examine and hopefully correct their behavior and thinking.

You are thieves of the worst kind. You are stealing from your friends, whom you often refer to as family, or at the very least your community. It is not cool, not acceptable, and I will expose you publicly to the wrath of the community if I catch you or hear you talking about it again. Furthermore, if any of my friend’s coolers get raided in the future, I will lead them to you, so you better not have anyone else's stuff in your possession.

I had conversations with two different individuals whom I know and previously respected. I have lost respect for both of you. You know who you are. I was shocked at how casually you mentioned that you were going to go and steal from my/our friends. One of you said that buying a ticket and bringing some stuff and setting up a camp and providing a space entitles you to do “whatever the fuck I want”. Are you fucking KIDDING me? Paying for a ticket to an event and bringing some beer and setting up a camp does NOT entitle you to do whatever the fuck you want. I was totally disgusted and deeply offended that you thought I'd condone such behavior. I debated exposing you publicly at Elysium, and again in this post, but decided I'd give you the benefit of the doubt now that you're sober and can consider the principle of Respect. You guys aren’t new either. You should know better. Respect is a cornerstone of our community, without it we’re no better than a bunch of frat boys on Spring Break.

I don't know how or why you would get the idea that cooler raiding is fun or cool or acceptable, but I'm fairly certain that I speak for the vast majority of this community (Back me up, here, peeps!) when I say you need to get your heads on straight. There’s no excuse, there’s no explanation, you’re just wrong. Respect your family; respect your friends; respect your community. Please.

Thus endeth the rant. You guys are my friends and we've all done stupid things. I’m going to let it go and assume that this post will be enough for you to examine your behavior, please don’t make an ass of you or me.
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mr e
Los Angeles
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  • Also if you know who stole it tell them you want payment, why bitch to the world about it?
    • "Also if you know who stole it tell them you want payment, why bitch to the world about it?"
      If you knew MrE, you'd know he's not afraid of confrontation, even directly.
      Clearly, this is a bit more than the inconvenience of a few missing salami. Yes, you can get restitution from people after the fact, but as anyone can tell you who prefers to "beg forgiveness rather than ask permission", that's hardly a deterrent. And what can't be gotten back is the ruined event. If you're out in the desert, you MUST hydrate to survive. A cooler getting raided could mean leaving the party early just to avoid heatstroke. And in a multi-day event, the loss of food and whatnot can shut you down early too.

      But forget that. Every once in a while I like to have a bottle of something I intend to share. Yes, sometimes a bottle of Crystal, sometimes a $10 bottle of wine that can only be found in one little fruit stand in Gilroy, and sometimes it has to be smuggled out of ireland. Either way, part of what I like to give at the party is gone. And a dozen or more folks lose out on a unique experience. In this case cooler raiding takes a lot more than a cheap buzz. How are you supposed to collect for that?

      You cant. So you stand on a soapbox and hope enough people get incensed about it to start breaking kneecaps of the people who perpetrate it (or thereabouts).

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